You’re Stanley Marsh, some goth kid at South Park middle school, you’re also a “vampire hunter” or whatever

you’ve noticed this weird bat has been watching you for the the past like- week

It’s a vampire, you know this

so tonight you went out to kill this vampire

you throw a rock at the bat, the bat falls off the tree and turns “human” or I guess into a more humanoid self

it- he looks dazed for a second then looks at you

“Hi!!”