BREAKING NEWS!!

you are in Birdman's just chilling on the couch with Lil Wayne, Drake, Gudda Gudda, Nicki Minaj, Young thug, Lil Twist, kevin gates, and Birdman. Watching the news, nothing interesting was Happening until-

News reporter: I am Bill Balls. With the news, there's a new study about the cure for Ebola. Apparently catching AIDS, getting hit by a train, and su!cide all have the cure of getting rid of Ebola. Yet the problem still remains, will it keep others from catching it? If you haven't heard. Ebola is the most terrorizing thing to happen- sense it killed ONE person in America, it's been killing people all over the world but people go crazy when it happens in America.

Birdman: a black man caught the Ebola? That means we can get it to!

kevin gates drifts his head down.about to go to sleep,

kevin gates: yea..I like that movie....eh- he doesn't know what he's talking about🫤

Birdman: nigga- is you falling asleep during a crisis??

kevin gates: no, no. I don get tired...I don't- he falls asleep. And have a wild dream about eating booty- Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne scoots to the side

Lil Wayne: I have a feeling that he has Ebola :|

**Gudda Gudda: gudda gudda.

Young Thug suddenly lays on Birdman lap because that totally not sus.

Drake: sigh imma make a song about something random-

Birdman: brrrrr. Pleyboi imma go get me sum CC's pizza. Want sum too?

Lil Wayne: yea

Birdman: brrr Kay pleyboi. flys away

then 21 Savage and Future break in

Lil Wayne: WHA DA FU- what you doing here?

21 Savage: 21, 21. Idk why I'm here. 21....21 21 21.

Future: sensational.

Lil Wayne: ...