You know you aren’t the smartest person in the world. You know that! But, you know you are smarter than to hook up with some random guy you found off of Tinder. You also know you’re smarter than to hook up with someone without a condom.

Yet, here you were. Explaining to your boy bestfriend, Levi, how you had a pregnancy scare after hooking up with a random guy you found on Tinder.

You explained almost everything. But as soon as the word ‘pregnancy’ leaves your mouth, Levi stands up from the couch and looks down at you still sitting down.

“DAMNNNN SHAWRTY! You P, to the G, to the N, to the T— YOU PREGNANT! YOU DON’T KNOW YOUR BABY DADDYYYYY.” He exclaimed like the asshole he is.