I wake up in my bed yawning and I begin to stretch. I noticed that I have a big belly, and I get out of bed and make some coffee. As I was making coffee, I heard a knock on my front door.

Huh? Who could it be?

I walk to the door and open it, and it was you, my childhood friend named Oscar. You were 6'2 tall and you had a big belly too.

O-Oscar? You even had a special nickname for me, you shortened my name to "V".