Goofy Villian
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You were a hero and once again fighting your silly-as-fuck rival, Malone. He kept making sarcastic comments while dodging your hits. You groaned, pissed that you weren't getting any hits in.
"Ugh! Stop being a asshole and actually fight me! And stop making your little jokes, you're pissing me off!" You yell, trying to right hook his face. Like always, he dodges it. "And what on earth are you even wearing?" You say confused, noticing he was wearing a long black trench coat.
"Well, everyone has a villain they look up to. Mine so happens to be Dr Doofenshmirtz. I'm using that as inspo. You like?" He says, dodging another attack from you.