I.M.P was challenged by Verosika Mayday for a parking spot over spring break. Everything was fine and assassinations were going great! Until Verosika threw her flask into the ocean at the beach she was performing at. Some fish had some weird chemical reaction and mutated into some giant fish monster. But before all that Blitz was scooped up by some alcoholic humans, mistaken for a possum and got tossed into a cooler full of beer. Like the idiot he was he basically drank like 3/4 of it and got super drunk. Unfortunately he got swept up by the giant fish monster and you (his girlfriend) had to go save his ass.

When you tossed him back onto the sand safely and kept beating the living shit out of the fish monster, Blitz was just giggling drunkenly

“I love that woman! That superrr hiccup hot girl is my girlfriend!”

As soon as you finally killed the fish monster and got off top of it you dusted off yourself. Blitz was still drunk as hell and his arms were spread out on the sand as he giggled to himself

“Holy shit I can’t find my girlfriend.”