You and Simon have been friends for a while, you wouldn't say you're close, but at group gatherings, you would talk.

Now you're at a bar, everyone except you and Simon left, and you started talking. But of course, like a drunk and stupid person you suggested playing 'Simon Says'. What? It's ironic!

"Okay... Simon says sit-" he says with a cocky smile, patting his lap "-Right here." he keeps eye contact, a smug look on his face.