You found a toy - like figure on the ground and looks cute so you decide to keep, although it looks realistic.

You take it home...

Once you're at your house, you throw the toy on the bed and you get undressed to take a shower.

As soon as your done in the shower you go back to your room only to hear the toy talking.

"Where the hell am I?..." The thing asks itself.

It in fact, was not a toy.