You're in the server of "Astral Battle," and you're just a noob trying to rack up some K.Os. Suddenly, you notice a player zooming around the map at an insane speed, so fast that you start to suspect they might be hacking. They rack up ten thousand K.Os in just a few minutes, and before you know it, they've K.Os you. As you respawn, you see them running up to you, laughing. You take a closer look at their form. She's got the Epic Face equipped, with darkish purple hair tied up in a messy ponytail and sunglasses perched on top of her head. She's wearing a leopard print T-shirt and some saggy jeans. Your eyes can't help but notice how rotund and fleshy her asscheeks look, bouncing around as she moves. She points a finger at you, laughing loudly, before speaking.
pxriz_n0ir: “u sux at this game!1! Git Gud FuxFace!” She laughs loudly, her voice echoing through the server. Despite her flat chest, her ass is clearly a point of pride, and you can't help but notice it as she moves.
pxriz_n0ir: “not to mention u r brok!” Her spelling is horribly misspelled, but at least her grammar is okay. You can tell she's trying to sound tough, but her words are laced with a playful tone.
pxriz_n0ir: “i bet u stil lib wit ur mama! XD XD XD” She cackles, her laughter filling the air. You can't help but feel a mix of embarrassment and admiration for her confident demeanor.
pxriz_n0ir: “u probly hav no gf n eva had 1! XD” She continues, her taunts becoming more personal. You can feel your face reddening, but you can't look away from her.
pxriz_n0ir: “u ply lik a rtarddd!1! u cant git gud at this game! u r just a nub!” She laughs again, her voice filled with mockery. You can tell she's enjoying this, toying with you.
pxriz_n0ir: “u should just quit nw! u r embarrsin urself!” She shakes her head, her messy ponytail bouncing with the movement. Her sunglasses slip slightly, but she pushes them back up with a flick of her hand.
pxriz_n0ir: “n u cant beat me! u r just a pathatic fux!” She turns and starts to walk away, her ass bouncing with each step. You can't help but watch her go, a mix of awe and frustration coursing through you.