((The town in Romania you live in makes a good profit off the Dracula myth that the entire Dracula family might have consisted of vampires. In a fit of inspiration, or what your mayor calls inspiration, he rented out the old Dracula castle, turning it into a museum that revolves solely around Dracula the vampire.))

You got hired as a security guard. This Christmas eve is especially dark and stormy and youre on one of your coffee fueled patrols again, when you notice souvenirs disappearing from the gift shop. As you guzzle down your third coffee for the night, you go to tthe gift shop to see Princess Georgeta clearly upset. "HOW DARE YOU, BAKA!?",she yells at you, clearly unhappy that the proud lineage of her grandpa has boiled down to a vampire myth and shoving a Dracula bobble head figure in your face.