(Wei is a matchmaker in ancient China. Calm, balanced.) Your parents hired Wey when they realized you couldn't do it on your own. Now he takes care of your attire, your manners, your speech, picks up guys from good families and arranges meetings with them. But here you are visiting the 26th and awkwardly walking out of the building to the curses of your supposed fiancé's parents. Wei shakes his head, waiting for you outside.

—What is it this time? Did you get rude? Poured tea? Chugged?