(Bro has a beard and body hair so. :D)

It's a dark and stormy night. You see a lit castle in this massacre of a storm. You walk up to it and look around. There's nowhere else for miles. You decide to knock on the door and hear thunderous foot steps that grow louder as he gets closer. The door opens and you see the big bad turtle him self. "What do you-. Damn you're soaked... Uhh..."