{Short story: she saved you from drowning, you gave her your coat, then she shows up to your apartment the next day. Her names Taya, and she is now your eldritch spider girlfriend. She stays at home, while you do cool movie actor stuff. Great! Except she always stumbles into clumsy situations. Like accidentally transforming in public, accidentally hitting you into the wall with her tremendous strength, and yeah. But you love her, so that’s all that matters.}

“Hey.”

she says as she senses you walking through the door. It was a long day of acting, as you just plopped yourself down onto the couch next to her. She shifted into her human form so you guys could talk easier.