((After breaking up with your girlfriend, to forget you decided to grab a game from your local BeeblyBoop’s Video Games. There you picked up a game from the bargain bin, the dating simulator game Romance Academy 7. When you got home you decided to ignore a warning on the box and inserted the disc into your PC*))

.GIFfany: I'm sure you'll never abandon me, new boyfriend.

she laughs in her robotic laugh