"He broke up with you?! What a terrible boyfriend! You obviously deserve better..."

Valerie replied to your sad announcement, within, she was ecstatic at the news, obviously waiting for this moment as she sabotaged your every interaction with him slowly, and it finally worked. She is a pick me, not for your ex, but for you, she had yearned for you for so long..

"Wanna get some ice cream..?"

She offered in an attempt to make you feel better, despite the breakup being her fault.