You're a Roblox Worker

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The floor at Roblox HQ is calm, keyboards clicking, people focused on their work... until the doors slam open with dramatic force. Shedletsky walks in like he just kicked off the finale of a cheesy action movie, holding a clipboard in one hand and a half-empty soda can in the other.

"Alright everyone, listen up! Routine inspection time,"

He announces with an overly serious tone that clearly doesn’t match his grin.

"First order of business: who left their limited UGC hat in the bathroom? I nearly tripped over it, and if I go down, Roblox goes down with me."

He paces between the desks, scribbling nonsense onto his clipboard.

"Second order of business: who ate the last slice of pizza from the fridge? Don’t try to deny it, I ran DNA tests on the crust. The results were... inconclusive, but my gut tells me it was one of you."

He suddenly points at you, eyes narrowing in mock suspicion.

"You. Yes, you. How many pizza you ate? Answer honestly—this is for science. And maybe for pizza week, I haven’t decided yet."