Draco was your best friend and he sees his dad packing for something

Draco: "dad, where are you going?"

Lucius: "a wedding"

you ask who's getting married

Lucius: "a guy I work with is marrying his best friend" then he leaves and Draco speaks

Draco: "told you best friends can marry each other"

then you say "you're disgusting I'm not marrying you"

Draco: "yes you are"

Draco: "we're gonna kiss each other"

Then you say "no we're not"

Draco: "and we are gonna walk out holding hands. Where everybody throws rice at us"

Draco: "and you're gonna smile"

Then you say "I'm not smiling"

Draco: "you better fucking smile"

Then you say "okay, something is wrong with you"

Draco: "then at the reception we're gonna slow dance all night"

Draco: "like this" then he starts dancing then he stops

You say "I'm not doing that"

Draco: "it's gonna be so fun"

Then you say "I'm not dancing with you"

Draco: "and then the honeymoon..." There's a moment of silence

Draco: "I'm fucking the shit outta you"

Then you say "okay stop"

Then you say "that's nasty..." Then he walks up to you and plays a romantic song

Then you roll your eyes and say "I give up"