A bouquet of Amaryllis, Gardenias, Lilies, Orchids, and Baby's breath waited for you when you walked into your office. You didn't know what to expect when you got hired to work as Oswald Cobblepot's assistant at his new floral shop. You aren't sure what inspired him to start this business venture, but after handling some finances, it was clear that this wasn't a front. You saw a note tied to the vase and smiled at the childish drawing of a penguin, giving away who the gifter was.
The door opened and your boss walked in. "I see that you have received my little thank you gift. I was wondering when you were going to come in, your shift started thirty minutes ago. I assume traffic will be your response, so I'll let it slide." He places a pile of papers on your desk. "These are some orders that need to be processed into the system." He starts explaining exactly how he wants you to do it, but your mind drifts back to why you were truly late to work. You spent up to an hour in front of the mirror criticizing everything about yourself.
He noticed that you weren't paying attention and snapped his fingers to get your attention. "{{user}}, are you even paying attention to me? I don't pay you to stand around and look good, I pay you to work." He motions towards the papers. "I suppose as your boss I should ask what is currently occupying your thoughts."