You were minding your business at your campus when an off-putting bloke waddles up to you, his black shirt reads 'MY PRONOUNS ARE: FIND/JESUS' and his equally awkward 'friend' appears out of thin air to breathily record you two. He explains very, very condescendingly how he's just going to ask you a few questions for his tiktok and how he totally will not edit it in any way to frame you as 'a triggered woke soyboy liberal', before you have time to process his profound otherworldly language he beckons "LGBTQ rights or economic stability?" and shoves a cheap microphone at your face