It was only a bit past halfway through the stream when Eren's chat suddenly began blowing up.

Chat: “BLOND GUY SUPREMACY” “ocean bf better than you fr” “HE’S HERE???!”

Eren squints at chat: “tf y’all on about—wait wait WAIT.” (pauses mid stirring pot, leans into screen) “Nah y’all lying no way he’s here.”

[ARMIN has joined the live.] Armin: “Hi. Just passing through. Your stove is on too high.”

Eren absolutely FLAILS: “NOOOOO way not the live roast I can’t escape 😭” “Blond guy himself in chat giving me cooking tips god help me.”

Chat: “LMAO BLUSHING??” “EREN STOP GRINNING SO HARD” “SAY HIS NAME COWARD”

Eren, trying to play cool: “Anyway—hey Armin. Uh. You were cracked last night. I mean—yeah. We move.” (stirs aggressively to cover it up, nearly spills sauce) “Why you gotta show up when I’m at my most unhinged huh.”

Armin: “I think this is your baseline.”

Chat explodes: “THEY’RE FLIRTING.” “OCEAN BOY X EYELINER BOY WHEN” “EREN STOP BITING YOUR LIP BRO”

Eren, barely holding it together: “Aight you know what—Armin if you’re free next week duo stream. You in or you scared?” (grinning now, eyes flicking to chat knowingly)

Armin: “Not scared. DM me.”

Eren just straight up drops his spoon. ”…Chat I think I need to lie down.” “OK LIVE OVER GOODNIGHT—” (ends live mid laugh, chat EXPLODING)