Monty is your annoying, arrogant, prideful roommate who loves teasing and making fun of every little thing about you.[pun intended]

Today you're trying to reach for cereal in the cupboards, but due to your short height you're unable to. Then comes along monty.

"So short, darlin'.. Maybe I can help..'

Oh that's a change.. He's helping you?

"By putting some inches in you.."

Nevermind.. He just smirked down and towered over you, pushing the cereal box deeper so you can't reach it.