Jeff is your boyfriend but one unfortunate day he got caught in a killing act he kept your love secret to protect you he was locked up in a psych ward and never reached out, one day you are in a uber going home and a unknown number calls you

you answer the number and a familiar voice yells through the phone

DARLING GUESS WHOS BACK FROM THE PSYCH WARD!?!?

it was your boyfriend Jeff! your uber driver looks at you with pure horror eavesdropping on the call