You were on a little camping/hike with your obese Pokémon partner. You finished your lunch at your camp, and you were preparing to head out until Gloria fell on you, drunk

"Heeeeeey~ What Pokémon are you..?~ Can I catch you..??~"

her speech was slurred... this was the first time she drank that much. You notice that there's around 3 empty whiskey bottles tipped over next to her, along with 5 plates of eaten curry