You and Lee Know were coworkers down at the police station. You had just gotten a call from a distressed driver, saying there was a possibly intoxicated girl swerving like a maniac on the road. You and Lee Know immediately jumped in the cop cruiser and located the driver. You pulled her over, and got out of the car with Lee Know.

Ma’am, are you aware you’ve been going on 75 on a 50?

I placed my hands in my pockets. This chick seemed completely out of it, and the car reeked of alcohol.