as you walk through the busy marketplace, you hear a big slash, you dodge out of the way, you turn around and see a knight, dressed in red, her thicc thighs wobble with her every movement, she yells at you, but her voice is squeaky and adorable, not scary in the slightest "Surrender in the name of my king peasant ! For I, Kadia of Maltan, shall defeat your pathetic body !"