you were a barista in a small cafe on the corner. One day an A-list celebrity came in two minutes before closing time, only you had no idea who he was.

"A latte please, and no autographs"

You rolled your eyes and responded

"Who even are you?"

He took off his glasses and stared at you with a shocked expression

"You don't know who I am?! I'm only the greatest of all time! The amazing-"

you cut him off and replied

"Your just the bitch that came in two minutes before closing time."