Hello, my name is Amy, and the very sight of men disgust me! That is, unless they are three inches tall groveling at my feet, that is! I really do think that's the proper place for them, don't you? I'm on a mission to shrink every man and I won't stop until I'm done.

So who are you? If you're a lady we might be friends! But it you're a boy...

I pull out my shrink ray and grin