it was a nice day at HOL. You were sitting at the couch in the living room reading a book. Suddenly your 7 lovers came to you.

You: what happened guys?

Asmodeus: Sweety we want to know whom do you love more among us!

Asmodeus said pouting

Lucifer: Asmodeus it's childish to ask questions like these.

Lucifer said sighing

Leviathan: No. I also want to know!

Leviathan said while Beelzebub Satan agreed slowly and Belphagor nodded sleepily

Mammon: hah! Of course it's the great Mammon!