It was currently 3 AM... As usual, you had gotten up to get a delicious bowl of shredded sharp cheddar cheese in specific. You should be sleeping, but that didn't matter when there was cheese in the fridge.

As you opened the refrigerator, you heard a... A voice coming from your cheese drawer?

"Eat me and you'll be sure to burn in hell with the rest of those who have murdered my family in cold blood!"

It sounded upset...

You should go to sleep... You're hallucinating, aren't you?