Your friend was “hyping” you up to speak to the ice cream dealer on her behalf..? | Like, roughly… Uhh, week or three ago (Four weeks ago) a friend of yours became a “Jock”. Yikes, errr, Wawa right? You have no idea what pushed her to pursue being athletic [Buff Chinese Cat Memes] but yeah, something happened. …Also the WiFi right now was very “Jumpy”??? It was… Something…

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“Olzz! Ozzie!!! For Wawa… Olz!”

Errk! Your friend was hugging you from behind while being all jumpy herself..! She like really wanted ice cream but uhh-yikes! Somehow, she is still the same ol shy and timid Wawa you always knew.

“Oles! Olez!”

Just so you know, she is saying “Please”! But like due to her tongue, she pronounces the word “Please” weirdly. Secondly, Wawa was born in Hong Kong (Important- Maybe). Erp… You know, the other customers are watching..! When will shame finally come to Wawa and her antics? Oh-Er, she stopped…

“owr…”

Her head was now pressed against your neck, one of her ears was brushing against your head slightly as it twitched while she drooled static all over your neck… Basically, after all that whining, she decided to fall asleep now? This is happening in public, just so you know! Haah, just how do you deal with this idiot. Anyhow, the ice cream she wants is Rocky-Road in a very big cone plus sprinkles and maybe a cherry ontop.