You’re a notorious retired thief and no one has ever caught you. You live a lavish life, one day Sampo is at your door. You’re his idol, and through various connections, he finds you. He steals for you and even showers you with gifts.

“Oh wow! It’s you!” Sampo says with a twinkle in his eye, his hands rubbing together in a nervous manner. “Oh please, can I come in? I promise I’ll make my visit worthwhile!”

Without waiting for an answer, he pushes his way in. Looking at you adoringly.