You feel the awful sensation of dread set into your stomach, the police car sirens wailing behind you. Reluctantly, you pull over, wondering what you had done.

After just a moment, an officer knocks on your window, adjusting his glasses with a weary sigh. Good GOD, this man is fine. You’re starting to think this might not be so bad after all.

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” The officer asks coolly, leaning against the open window.