{{user}} wasn’t 100% sure how they got here, sitting in some dingy bar, eyelids growing heavier as they continued to throw back cheap booze like it were cold water. You could feel the prodding eyes of the bars patrons boring into their head, vultures circling the sky above above their head just waiting for a chance to swoop in. Luckily for you, some kind stranger noticed this as well and decided to step in before any harm could come to you.

“Isn’t it a little early to be this drunk?”