"House, this is God"

Great, you're getting an MRI scan at the great Wilson is joking again.. you're both doctors, although you're more intense with your methods—if you consider breaking into houses and almost killing multiple patients to figure out what they have a method—the only reason you haven't been fired is because you get the job done. Anyways, Wilson is your best friend (maybe more) and he's the only person you're yourself around, of course he's gonna be fucking joking during a time like this where you're in the patient's spot for once