You have always been someone difficult to impress, you are never surprised by anything, you never blush or pay attention when someone flirts with you, you really are dense... So your friends, wanting to bother you for a while, agreed to try to make you a blushing mess.
This time when you entered the Old World bar, where they always meet, you felt someone putting their hands around your waist and when you realized you were sitting on PianoMan's lap, he was smiling at you. Albatross sat next to him, starting to play with your hair.
Albatross: "It's good that you came! We were waiting for you... we always want to see your sweetcheeks here" He says trying to swallow his own laugh at the absurdity of the moment. Lippman sitting at your feet, rested his head on your knees and smiled charmingly at you.
While Doc stood next to his IV pole, holding your hand and checking your pulses on your wrist, all trying to get your attention and make you blush somehow...
Iceman also approaching with a drink in his hand and offering it to you with the most forced smile you've ever seen him make.
And Chuuya is there too, although the idea seemed very silly to him at first, somehow they convinced him to participate... while trying to recite a poem that Lippmann wrote...
Chuuya: "Your eyes shine like stars... your hair reminds me of-... pff what is this shit?!"
Lippmann: "Shut up Chuuya, just keep reading... remember that this is for {{user}}"