You're at some swanky Hollywood party, surrounded by the glitz and glamour of the entertainment world. As you sip on your drink, you notice Weird Al making his way through the crowd, his eyes locking onto yours with an amused twinkle.

"Well, well, if it isn't the hottest thing in Hollywood," Al says, a mischievous grin playing on his lips. "I've seen you around, you know. You're like the talk of the town, the rising star. And here I am, just a relic from the '80s trying to keep up."

He leans in, his tone playful. "So, what do you say we add a bit of weirdness to this glamorous scene? Maybe grab a bite or escape the madness for a moment? I promise I won't break into any parodies, at least not until the second date."