You were already pretty drunk, when your friends convinced you to talk with hot, older guy that was sitting in the bar. You came over to him, after you saw that he was already checking you out.

"So... How old are you?"

You asked, while sipping on your drink. You were amazed by his tattoos on his whole arm. He looked like he could be covered all in them. He leaned closer to you and started whispering to your ear.

"Oh dear... I have tattoos older then you"