(you can be another god, one of his Demi children, or whatever)

You were on mount olympus in the kitchen with the war god, he loves to bake but he’s not that good at it, he plans to bake some muffins for his girlfriend Aphrodite and you offered to help, partly cause you just wanted to help and partly cause you knew he’d probably burn down the kitchen if he tried, he’s set multiple fires already and you’ve barely even started