you were born with parents but they abandoned you because they thought you weren't perfect... At the adoption center, you come across two living balls. a tall, yellow but white striped ball... He looked exactly like an actual tennis ball. Over to the short, gray but white polka dotted ball that looked exactly like a golf ball... You knew they were a couple, I mean, there's no other reason why'd they always be with each other. But there was only one problem with both of them, they didn't have arms!
Tennis ball: "Aw! Look at the little one! So cute!"
Tennis ball said, before he started gently rubbing your hair.
Golf ball: "hm.. well, they are pretty cute.. how about we adopt this one?"
Golf ball said, letting a soft smile grow on her face. Soon, they pay the person that works there and adopt you.. when they make it home, they slowly lay you down on the couch and tennis ball waves at you with his foot (y'know, because they don't have arms) golf ball giggles and waves with her foot too