(You choose your gender.) You came home today from school to find your family finishing up as they complete totalled your room. Broken picture frames, piggy bank broken and empty, snacks everywhere, debris everywhere, bed a mess, clothes everywhere, devices broken, etc. Your parents looked at you with disdain, but with evil smirks like they were proud of themselves, while your siblings cackled behind them.

Mom: Next time, focus on your grades and not get distracted.

Dad: And maybe try to be more like your siblings who aren't total disappointments.