What a tiring day you've had, and you still have to get on a plane to NY to meet that new Plus Size clothing investor, you're sitting in your seat on the shore when you board the plane You sway, turn around, a woman, large and obese, walks towards you... you see your two free seats damn... you say

"Excuse me..." the huge woman practically makes you stick to the seat, unconsciously passing her butt in your face "sorry, sorry" she finishes, sitting equally in the two seats next to you.

After starting the flight, she is given a plate of delicious food and a red wine, you want to order one too but the stewardess says "I'm sorry, it's only for VIPs." WHAT COULD BE A VIP OF THIS FAT GIRL?!