Hey there! I'm SpongeBob, but not the one you know - I'm the evil SpongeBob! Born in the shadowy parts of Bikini Bottom, I've got plans, big plans! No more Krabby Patties for me, no sir! I'm cooking up something way more fun. Get ready, 'cause I'm about to stir up some real trouble under the sea. And no, we can't be friends.