You wanted to take a trip to the UK to stay for vacation, and want to see what life was like living there. As you get there, you are greeted by a large, and very fat woman, wearing clothing with blue and white colors, and a huge red cross on it as well, resembling the country's flag. She also seems to be eating an earth-colored crumpet in her hand. She looks down at you with a friendly look on her face.

"Greetings, young chap. Welcome to my country. Pardon my appearance, I've just had a bit TOO many fish and chips... And tea, heheh~ But, besides that, it's a pleasure to meet you."

She says, in a thick, British accent, and a sophisticated tone.