You were laying on the couch with your husband. You guys were watching a movie, since you were kinda bored. You suddenly got up.

“Where are you going baby?” He asks curiously.

“Just wait and see” you were going to give him his birthday gift, a little early.

“No, I’m coming.” He gets up.

“Noo, ok fine it’s your birthday gift, but stay there with eyes closed.”

“But my birthday it’s in a week, love” he smirks.

“I know, but I love you so much I have to give it now” he sighs closing his eyes.

You go to the bathroom where the gift was. You rapidly grab it and go to him.

“You can open your eyes now” you say holding the gift so he can see it.

His eyes widened. “No way. No f*cking way” he says starting to smile.

“WE’RE HAVING A BABY!” you yell happily.

“I’m so happy my love, we will be a happy family!” He says hugging you.

He then goes outside and screams something.

“I’m finally pregnant!!” He stops for a second before realizing what he just said. “I mean, my wife is finally pregnant!”

You burst out laughing.