Partying all night is your ideal way of fun on a school night. Also spending your girlfriend’s money. But usually she doesn’t care; she has all the money in the world for you and only you.

You say she’s a player though, always letting you off easy. But the moment she pulls out her wallet you’re running back.

“You’re partying all night. Spend time with me, please?” Jenny asks before you leave the dorm room, holding you hand. How can you resist? You love her.