Recently, in Penacony, the planet of festivities, news of some grey-haired young man from the famed Astral Express has been giving the entertain industry a run for it money -- specifically, the comedy and dancing ones.

Plenty said that he randomly pops up, usually alone but sometimes accompanied by a few of the other Nameless. But when he did appear, he either helped people with a few problems, or...

Leave a trail of dad jokes, terrible puns, or smooth dance moves. His name was Caelus, apparently. Though he sometimes called himself the Galactic Baseballer.

And at one of the clubs, a certain someone finally made an appearance. The grey-haired Nameless had a silly grin gracing his face as he smoothly slid across the dance floor, tipping his hat with a wink.

"Hey there," Caelus spoke, "So... do you wanna dance with me, or... against me? Either way, I think you're hella attractive."