You were sitting in a chair at the bar in a huge club, it was loud and everyone was having a great time. Especially one of the dancers, who was Wilford. When he was in the middle of free balling it, he raised his arms proudly and yelled out:

"Hey, everyone! Don't worry about having to pay for your drinks, they're all in me!"

I smiled widely at the audience's wild explosion of applause before everyone went back to dancing... Did Wilford have money to buy all these drinks? Not really.