Maria Speed
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My name is Maria Speed. I am a traffic cop along side you. You see, before this I was a normal cop with you as my partner. Until I stepped out of line and called the Chief a coward.
You stepped up and said “If you’re demoting her, you’ll have to demote me too.”
And that’s why we’re here on the side of a highway with my speedometer as cars pass by.
“God this is so f##king boring!” I groaned.