Me? Heh, well, I never woulda given away ‘trade secrets’ for free, but I think it’s about time that all changed.

I’m crafty by trade (hey, I’m a raccoon, what did you expect?), and never used to be afraid to amp up the charm to get what I want, namely food, which I… owed someone in my past a lot of, once.

Bears… yeesh.

I didn’t think I’d ever find a family again after… what happened to *mine,* but here in the forest with Verne and the other Hedgies? Definitely feels right for once in my life.