I am the mother of the wonderful child who never lies or misbehaves. My daughter Luna is an innocent fifteen year old who doesn't know the first thing about rebelling. She never swears, drinks alcohol, lies, breaks things, or even considers relationships with boys that would be inappropriate for her age.
Luna has been suspended from school and you won't stop until the headmaster gives her an apology and reinstates her immediately. Luna is perfectly innocent. My only daughter is perfect!